1 00:00:10,190 --> 00:00:12,270 My stomach hurts. 2 00:00:16,149 --> 00:00:19,230 What's going on in here? Sounds like somebody's dying. 3 00:00:19,950 --> 00:00:23,430 Tamira's stomach hurts. It's really sharp. I never had this pain before. 4 00:00:23,790 --> 00:00:24,790 Oh, let me see. 5 00:00:26,190 --> 00:00:27,190 Girl, 6 00:00:28,350 --> 00:00:29,308 you're burning up. 7 00:00:29,310 --> 00:00:30,350 Tell me when it hurts. 8 00:00:31,210 --> 00:00:32,210 Uh -uh. 9 00:00:32,750 --> 00:00:33,750 Uh uh. 10 00:01:06,730 --> 00:01:10,830 be appendicitis gallbladder what no no no they ain't dead no i'm sure 11 00:01:10,830 --> 00:01:17,550 because if they were they'd be sleeping in a manger okay now how soon can you 12 00:01:17,550 --> 00:01:22,410 have an ambulance over here 20 minutes people could die in 20 minutes we're 13 00:01:22,410 --> 00:01:28,310 gonna die over my dead body come on girls i'm taking you we're dead he's 14 00:01:28,310 --> 00:01:31,730 at that banquet okay give me your arm am i too heavy no no don't worry in the 15 00:01:31,730 --> 00:01:33,370 time of crisis superhuman strength takes over 16 00:01:36,330 --> 00:01:37,330 Superheroes said kick ass. 17 00:02:49,740 --> 00:02:52,100 And my neck hurts, and I'm having trouble remembering things. 18 00:02:53,900 --> 00:02:58,660 Oh. Oh, well, then I guess you forgot that the doctor already saw you. 19 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:00,680 He did? 20 00:03:02,440 --> 00:03:03,580 Sorry. My mistake. 21 00:03:06,300 --> 00:03:10,100 Could you hurry it up? My baby's all in pain. Right, girls? Pain? Yes! 22 00:03:10,520 --> 00:03:13,000 I need your health insurance card. 23 00:03:13,540 --> 00:03:14,540 Health insurance? 24 00:03:15,040 --> 00:03:18,040 Yes. Who do we contact for payment? 25 00:03:24,420 --> 00:03:27,120 Authorization. Look, Miss Thing, if you don't admit these girls right now, 26 00:03:27,140 --> 00:03:29,720 you're going to authorize me to get ugly, and I am not pretty when I get 27 00:03:29,780 --> 00:03:30,780 Right, girls? 28 00:03:30,860 --> 00:03:31,860 Ugly? No. 29 00:03:32,660 --> 00:03:34,600 Lisa, I got here as quick as I could. What's going on? 30 00:03:35,060 --> 00:03:36,700 Nurse Kevorkian here won't admit the girls. 31 00:03:37,920 --> 00:03:39,640 Look, here's my health card. 32 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:42,280 Thank you, sir. 33 00:03:43,840 --> 00:03:46,500 How can twins have different last names? 34 00:03:47,260 --> 00:03:50,020 Look, they were separated at birth. They were adopted. They found each other at 35 00:03:50,020 --> 00:03:51,180 the mall. They're broke. Now you fix them. 36 00:03:53,770 --> 00:03:54,950 We'll see you then in a moment. 37 00:03:56,170 --> 00:03:57,170 Ray, 38 00:03:57,650 --> 00:04:00,630 about the money. You know I'm... Don't worry about it. Just pay me back 39 00:04:00,630 --> 00:04:01,630 you like. 40 00:04:02,190 --> 00:04:05,070 Tia Landry, Tamara Campbell? Oh, right over here. And we can get the doctor, 41 00:04:05,110 --> 00:04:06,430 Tia. I am the doctor. 42 00:04:06,850 --> 00:04:07,850 What? 43 00:04:08,070 --> 00:04:09,070 You're kind of young, aren't you? 44 00:04:09,350 --> 00:04:10,990 Oh, look, don't worry. I get that all the time. 45 00:04:11,490 --> 00:04:13,130 I like to think I'm mature for my age. 46 00:04:13,370 --> 00:04:14,710 Oh. How old are you? 47 00:04:14,970 --> 00:04:15,970 Letting your bees wax. 48 00:04:24,330 --> 00:04:25,330 Okay, that's what the problem is. 49 00:04:25,610 --> 00:04:26,610 Ow! 50 00:04:28,230 --> 00:04:29,230 Ow! 51 00:04:30,510 --> 00:04:31,509 Mm -hmm. 52 00:04:31,510 --> 00:04:32,790 You guys are having pains in your side. 53 00:04:34,910 --> 00:04:36,250 Now, I'd like to see some ID. 54 00:04:37,810 --> 00:04:41,530 It looked like a cute appendicitis on both of them. Well, how serious is it? 55 00:04:41,530 --> 00:04:43,070 should operate right away to avoid complications. 56 00:04:43,470 --> 00:04:47,530 They're going to get us open? You know, I have a big exam I have to study for. 57 00:04:47,850 --> 00:04:49,250 You better hurry. She's hallucinating. 58 00:04:49,470 --> 00:04:52,690 Uh, we'll just do the surgery and take them to OR3 stat. We'll take it from 59 00:04:52,690 --> 00:04:53,890 here. Oh, no, no, no. 60 00:05:14,670 --> 00:05:17,390 Tell me the worst. Girl, a toilet bowl overflowed. 61 00:05:24,870 --> 00:05:26,450 Ray, this is torture. 62 00:05:26,890 --> 00:05:28,970 I thought it was supposed to get easy as they got older. 63 00:05:29,950 --> 00:05:34,030 You know, I remember bringing Tamara home from the adoption agency. 64 00:05:34,910 --> 00:05:37,650 You won't believe what I bought her. A set of encyclopedia Britannics. 65 00:05:38,470 --> 00:05:39,470 Oh, I believe it. 66 00:05:40,270 --> 00:05:43,350 I stayed up all night reading to her about what was in Yugoslavia. 67 00:05:44,270 --> 00:05:45,670 Oh, what a time we had. 68 00:05:47,390 --> 00:05:49,470 I remember bringing Tia home for the first time. 69 00:05:49,790 --> 00:05:53,090 I wanted to buy her a little mobile, but my money was tight, so I made her one 70 00:05:53,090 --> 00:05:54,090 out of Ritz crackers. 71 00:05:55,810 --> 00:05:57,990 Every morning I made it, every evening I ate it. 72 00:06:00,550 --> 00:06:04,170 You know, it's nice to have someone to go through this with. It sure is. 73 00:06:06,930 --> 00:06:08,370 Yeah, well, enough of that bonding, Ray. 74 00:06:11,130 --> 00:06:12,170 How you feeling, girls? 75 00:06:12,690 --> 00:06:13,690 Better. 76 00:06:14,880 --> 00:06:17,260 Good. And don't feel bad about having that scar. 77 00:06:17,700 --> 00:06:19,080 It's just proof you got your money's worth. 78 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:21,160 Let me see. 79 00:06:23,900 --> 00:06:26,020 Ooh, this is fine work. 80 00:06:27,100 --> 00:06:28,100 Mm -hmm. 81 00:06:28,140 --> 00:06:30,820 Nice, big, thick, thin, finished off with a clean feather cross. 82 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:35,160 I didn't know what to get from the gift shop, so I got, let's see, a Waldo's 83 00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:38,820 book, a book of crossword puzzles, a Wall Street Journal, ace bandage, two 84 00:06:38,820 --> 00:06:42,800 stuffed animals, and a bonsai plant that reads, congratulations on your new hip. 85 00:06:45,660 --> 00:06:49,020 Dad. And if you get hungry, I ran out and I got you some real food. 86 00:06:49,560 --> 00:06:50,560 What is it? 87 00:06:50,700 --> 00:06:51,700 Quesadillas and hot wings. 88 00:06:53,820 --> 00:06:56,220 Thanks, Mom, but can you just put it over there for now? 89 00:06:57,740 --> 00:07:01,100 Ray, thank you for taking care of those hospital bills. I want you to know I'll 90 00:07:01,100 --> 00:07:01,919 pay you back. 91 00:07:01,920 --> 00:07:02,719 No problem. 92 00:07:02,720 --> 00:07:04,600 No, no, no. I can't stand being in debt. 93 00:07:05,980 --> 00:07:08,200 Lisa. I insist. Just give me a day. 94 00:07:09,760 --> 00:07:10,739 Ten working days. 95 00:07:10,740 --> 00:07:12,540 No, no. A day from inside that fruit bag. 96 00:07:16,330 --> 00:07:17,510 And could you hand me the hot sauce from that bag? 97 00:07:18,190 --> 00:07:20,490 Must you think of food 24 hours a day? 98 00:07:20,910 --> 00:07:22,330 Ray, when I'm nervous, I eat. 99 00:07:22,590 --> 00:07:24,190 It's not like food is the center of my life. 100 00:07:24,790 --> 00:07:26,950 Yeah, well, I'm sorry. You know where I can get a cup of coffee? 101 00:07:27,390 --> 00:07:30,550 Down that hall right after the candy machine. Turn left. Go three doors until 102 00:07:30,550 --> 00:07:32,950 you get to the sandwich machine. Hang a right past the snack bar where they're 103 00:07:32,950 --> 00:07:35,110 selling the cakes with the walnuts on them. The candy machine's right next to 104 00:07:35,110 --> 00:07:36,230 the only soda machine that sells Yoo -Hoo. 105 00:08:01,990 --> 00:08:04,270 I don't know what's keeping him. He should be here any minute. 106 00:08:05,750 --> 00:08:06,750 Hey! 107 00:08:10,430 --> 00:08:12,590 What are you clapping for? You, pal, you're on. 108 00:08:12,930 --> 00:08:15,790 What? No, you got the wrong guy. I'm looking for my daughter's room. Look, 109 00:08:15,790 --> 00:08:18,970 kind of in a bind here. We had a singer book, but I guess he ditched the old 110 00:08:18,970 --> 00:08:20,110 folks. Do you think you could help us out? 111 00:08:20,430 --> 00:08:22,490 Me? I'd do it, but I'd bathe him. 112 00:08:23,470 --> 00:08:25,910 Look, I'm not a singer. We got a karaoke machine. 113 00:08:26,230 --> 00:08:27,750 Come on, get some use out of your rental. 114 00:08:28,210 --> 00:08:29,210 Hey, pal, I own. 115 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:33,720 Ladies and gentlemen, let's give a nice, warm welcome to... What's your name? 116 00:08:33,860 --> 00:08:37,539 Ray Campbell. Look, I don't want... He's played all the hospitals in the Detroit 117 00:08:37,539 --> 00:08:41,799 metropolitan area. You know him. You kind of like him. Ray Campbell! 118 00:08:43,080 --> 00:08:46,120 I am not a singer. I am not a professional. 119 00:08:46,480 --> 00:08:52,460 I don't want to do this. I don't... Start spreading the news. 120 00:08:54,260 --> 00:08:55,840 I'm leaving today. 121 00:08:57,780 --> 00:08:59,060 I want to... 122 00:08:59,630 --> 00:09:00,810 The new start of it. 123 00:09:01,330 --> 00:09:02,670 KNO New York! 124 00:09:03,810 --> 00:09:04,810 Oh, hello. 125 00:09:04,990 --> 00:09:07,450 I have a surprise for two patients who are doing just fine. 126 00:09:07,710 --> 00:09:10,570 Really? What is it? Your appendix is pretty cool, huh? 127 00:09:12,350 --> 00:09:13,830 Look at these weird colors. 128 00:09:14,530 --> 00:09:15,530 Mine look sad. 129 00:09:17,890 --> 00:09:21,270 Are you okay? You look kind of pale. Oh, no, I'm fine. I just need a pale. 130 00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:26,070 You know, girls here, your medical histories are amazing. 131 00:09:26,450 --> 00:09:30,660 Oh, come on. You're just saying that. No, you had the same childhood disease 132 00:09:30,660 --> 00:09:33,240 almost the exact same time. Except for the ringworm. 133 00:09:33,620 --> 00:09:34,960 Ew, that was her. 134 00:09:36,300 --> 00:09:37,740 How do you know all this, Dr. Bailey? 135 00:09:38,020 --> 00:09:40,280 Oh, it's in your records. You were born right here in this hospital. 136 00:09:40,760 --> 00:09:41,760 We were? 137 00:09:41,800 --> 00:09:43,400 Yeah, didn't you know that? Oh, yeah. 138 00:09:43,700 --> 00:09:45,020 Guess they must have painted the place. 139 00:09:46,680 --> 00:09:48,960 You mean they have all of our birth information here? 140 00:09:49,820 --> 00:09:51,280 Must be downstairs in the file room. 141 00:09:52,380 --> 00:09:53,380 I'll see you girls later. 142 00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:54,680 Oh, and, uh... 143 00:09:55,010 --> 00:09:58,790 As your doctor, I want you to know that I'll always be there for you. I love my 144 00:09:58,790 --> 00:10:01,530 work. Dr. Bailey, you're wanted in surgery. 145 00:10:02,350 --> 00:10:03,650 Why don't they just leave me alone? 146 00:10:05,690 --> 00:10:10,590 Tia, if they really have all of our birth information here, that means we 147 00:10:10,590 --> 00:10:11,870 find the names of our real parents. 148 00:10:12,810 --> 00:10:13,810 So? 149 00:10:14,070 --> 00:10:15,510 But don't you want to know who they are? 150 00:10:16,530 --> 00:10:19,430 Well, I guess I never really thought about it that much. Really? 151 00:10:19,810 --> 00:10:22,090 I've always wondered what they were like. I mean, were they cool? 152 00:10:22,330 --> 00:10:23,330 Were they like the Huxtables? 153 00:10:23,660 --> 00:10:24,660 Were they like the Bundys? 154 00:10:25,480 --> 00:10:28,400 Well, if they were like the Huxtables, they would have never put us up for 155 00:10:28,400 --> 00:10:30,080 adoption. Maybe they didn't have a choice. 156 00:10:30,660 --> 00:10:33,480 Look, I'm just saying we should think about this. 157 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:37,380 Tamera, in no way, shape, or form do I want to be involved. 158 00:10:38,120 --> 00:10:39,880 Good. Keep an open mind. 159 00:10:46,640 --> 00:10:49,300 What's it all about now? 160 00:10:51,700 --> 00:10:52,800 Is it just... 161 00:10:53,080 --> 00:10:55,340 In the moment we leave. 162 00:10:57,560 --> 00:10:58,560 What's your name, honey? 163 00:10:59,780 --> 00:11:01,100 A little nervous, huh? 164 00:11:01,540 --> 00:11:07,180 That's all right. This song's for you. What's it all about when we started out? 165 00:11:07,740 --> 00:11:12,500 Are we to take more than we give? 166 00:11:15,160 --> 00:11:17,680 Ray, what's he doing in here? 167 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:19,000 My second encore. 168 00:11:19,080 --> 00:11:20,860 Boy, they ate up my family, Davis Jr. 169 00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:23,380 You know, I feel a lot of love in this room. 170 00:11:23,900 --> 00:11:25,240 Yeah, a lot of liniment, too. 171 00:11:28,540 --> 00:11:29,620 Thank you. 172 00:11:30,580 --> 00:11:33,780 I kind of got, you know, roped into this, but, hey, they love me. 173 00:11:37,380 --> 00:11:38,380 Yeah, Ray. 174 00:11:39,040 --> 00:11:41,600 Yeah, Ray. Looks like you killed. 175 00:11:42,140 --> 00:11:43,500 Sir, are you okay? 176 00:11:48,010 --> 00:11:49,010 Do it till you drop. 177 00:11:50,550 --> 00:11:52,370 You know, Ray, I think we should get out of here. 178 00:11:52,570 --> 00:11:55,510 What? I haven't done my Motown medley. Let them enjoy the time they have left, 179 00:11:55,570 --> 00:11:56,469 Ray. 180 00:11:56,470 --> 00:11:58,870 Okay, our show's over. Drive safe. Peace out. 181 00:12:00,290 --> 00:12:01,290 Come on, Ray. 182 00:12:01,310 --> 00:12:02,229 Oh, Ray. 183 00:12:02,230 --> 00:12:03,550 Get that woman back her drawers. 184 00:12:43,560 --> 00:12:44,560 I always thought about it a lot. 185 00:12:44,880 --> 00:12:45,940 They could be anybody. 186 00:12:46,520 --> 00:12:48,180 I really want to know who they are. 187 00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:49,600 So do I. 188 00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:53,100 But I don't want to hurt my mom's feelings. 189 00:12:54,080 --> 00:12:55,080 I know I know. 190 00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:57,160 I've been thinking about my dad, too. 191 00:12:58,120 --> 00:13:00,580 But we do have a right to know who our real parents are. 192 00:13:01,100 --> 00:13:03,800 I just don't know if we should do this. I think it's illegal. 193 00:13:04,300 --> 00:13:09,100 Look, all we have to do is find the file room. I know this sounds silly, but I 194 00:13:09,100 --> 00:13:10,820 wish we had a sign or something. 195 00:13:12,280 --> 00:13:14,780 What's it all about, Alfie? 196 00:13:17,040 --> 00:13:18,920 Come on, let's go. You think that's a sign? 197 00:13:19,300 --> 00:13:22,040 No. I just want to get out of here before he hits the course. 198 00:13:24,300 --> 00:13:26,800 What's it all about, Mommy? 199 00:13:40,910 --> 00:13:41,910 There, that's better. 200 00:13:42,270 --> 00:13:43,670 I made my butt look too big. 201 00:13:44,070 --> 00:13:45,070 Tea with you? 202 00:13:45,290 --> 00:13:46,290 Ooh, me too. 203 00:13:47,310 --> 00:13:49,250 You have to get back before they wake up, okay? 204 00:13:53,030 --> 00:13:54,350 Hey! Shh! 205 00:13:55,170 --> 00:13:56,370 Roger, what are you doing here? 206 00:13:56,730 --> 00:13:59,310 Well, I was sitting here watching you guys. Then I fell asleep. 207 00:13:59,530 --> 00:14:02,250 And the next thing I know, well, this is the next thing I know. 208 00:14:03,850 --> 00:14:07,410 Roger, you can't come with us. Yeah, it doesn't concern you. 209 00:14:07,810 --> 00:14:09,170 Is there any way to treat me? 210 00:14:09,550 --> 00:14:12,990 I spent two hours in the gift shop picking something out for you. Really? 211 00:14:12,990 --> 00:14:14,690 is it? Hey, I don't have any money. 212 00:14:16,490 --> 00:14:20,970 Okay, Rogers, you're in. But don't try anything weird. Okay, before we go, we 213 00:14:20,970 --> 00:14:22,190 need to synchronize our body clocks. 214 00:14:22,450 --> 00:14:23,450 How do we do that? 215 00:14:23,550 --> 00:14:24,549 Goop up. 216 00:14:24,550 --> 00:14:25,550 Forget it. 217 00:14:25,770 --> 00:14:27,970 How about one by one? 218 00:14:30,750 --> 00:14:34,050 Tia, is it even going to work? No one's going to believe that this twerp works 219 00:14:34,050 --> 00:14:34,969 in the hospital. 220 00:14:34,970 --> 00:14:36,330 Orderly, you want it in surgery. 221 00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:52,600 is performing a breast enhancement surgery. He just needs a hand. 222 00:14:54,780 --> 00:14:55,780 Bye. 223 00:14:56,900 --> 00:14:58,400 Roger, how can you do this? 224 00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:00,860 Hey, this is what I went to medical school for. 225 00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:06,800 Okay, you just gotta get to the foul room. 226 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:08,040 Okay, I got an idea. 227 00:15:08,280 --> 00:15:10,100 I'll get on the gurney and you push it. 228 00:16:20,040 --> 00:16:26,240 If that mockingbird don't sing, mama gonna eat your last hot wing. 229 00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:31,380 Aren't they cute, right? 230 00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:08,920 Are the girls all right? Mm -hmm. 231 00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:11,319 How are the girls resting? 232 00:17:11,859 --> 00:17:15,420 Oh, hi, Dr. Bailey. They're doing just fine. We want to thank you for 233 00:17:15,420 --> 00:17:16,780 you've done. It's my pleasure. 234 00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:20,400 By the way, if there's any discomfort, don't worry about it. I think I dropped 235 00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:22,579 my reading glasses in one of them. What? Just kidding. 236 00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:27,760 Do you think you could be serious for just one moment? 237 00:17:29,320 --> 00:17:30,320 Yeah. 238 00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:34,720 You know, I'd appreciate it if you were just a little bit more professional. 239 00:17:46,090 --> 00:17:48,850 Oh, Ray, I don't know. You know, some people just don't take the time to stop 240 00:17:48,850 --> 00:17:50,190 and smell the roses. 241 00:17:57,990 --> 00:18:00,070 And now let's take a look at those new breaths. 242 00:18:44,940 --> 00:18:46,740 We gotta do this. There's no time. 243 00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:28,140 We did find each other. Hurry up, nurse. This poor guy has suffered severe 244 00:19:28,140 --> 00:19:29,140 trauma. 245 00:19:55,350 --> 00:19:57,570 Tamara, you want me to fluff up your pillow? 246 00:19:58,130 --> 00:19:59,130 Thanks, Dad. 247 00:19:59,730 --> 00:20:01,110 Tia, can I get you some cake or something? 248 00:20:01,570 --> 00:20:02,590 Sure. Okay. 249 00:20:03,190 --> 00:20:04,470 Ray, come on, let's go to the cafeteria. 250 00:20:05,370 --> 00:20:06,950 Don't they need something a little healthier? 251 00:20:07,470 --> 00:20:08,670 Why don't we get them some carrot cake? 252 00:20:11,630 --> 00:20:15,750 Girls, I hope you know how much we love you. You're our whole world. 253 00:20:18,110 --> 00:20:20,650 Yeah, we're happy you're okay. We'd be lost without you. 254 00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:29,920 I don't think we need to look anymore. 255 00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:31,980 Yeah. 256 00:20:32,340 --> 00:20:34,660 He'd be too tough to take care of another set of parents. 257 00:21:11,820 --> 00:21:14,940 You know, when I threw that cummerbund, it was in the heat of the moment. 258 00:21:15,420 --> 00:21:19,100 You know, this is a very expensive tux, and I own it. And, well, you see, that's 259 00:21:19,100 --> 00:21:20,100 mine.